you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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