Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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