Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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