drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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