one might say we're banned from that church
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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