New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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