Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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