So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I party with great urgency now.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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