Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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