She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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