that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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