Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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