..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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