I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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