is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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