Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
