It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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