we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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