We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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