make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
