I wanna bring you to show and tell
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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