Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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