I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
they're like a gay fantastic four
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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