I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
