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too late i think im gettin a gcui
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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