and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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