That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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