these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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