do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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