South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I AM VODKA MAN
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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