Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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