that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
sex on a bike is impossible
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