That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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