i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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