I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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