So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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