Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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