covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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