Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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