ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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