I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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