It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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