My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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