The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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