You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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