he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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