Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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