google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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