Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
