I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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