butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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