yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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