i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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