Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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