I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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