i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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