yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?