she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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