I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway