this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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