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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots

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• (650): View more from California

  At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel like I have a very capable uterus.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Oh man

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  I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.

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