Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂