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• (805): View more from California

  I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?

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  Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

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  Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up

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• (954): View more from Florida

  in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..

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• (818): View more from California

  I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

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• (207): View more from Maine

  suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway

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